老爸的英文情书很给力喔!

老爸一直以追到有校花之称的老妈而自豪，但每次讲到掳获老妈芳心的致命关键的一封英文情书， 老妈都笑的前俯后仰，经过我们一再催逼，老妈终于拿出老爸当年写给她的情书， 看了真的是OH！MY GOD！很有一套喔！

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Dear wang litte sister:
亲爱的王小姐

From see you one eye, I shit love you.
自从看到你的第一眼,我便爱上你。

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
你的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来， 你的眼睛贬啊贬,我就死去活来?

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也许你不记得我,没有关系,当你仔细看着我，你就会一见钟情.

I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想应该介绍一下自己。

I call Li big great. Toyear 25
我叫李大伟,今年25(今天是today,那么今年就是toyear.至于伟就翻成great吧！)

My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人..爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。

I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。

I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。

(实在想不起“嫁”字怎么翻译，好在头脑灵光,嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起。
至于“庙”字,也不会翻译，不过很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是庙。)

Like Your people
喜欢你的人

.........原来"做早操"的英文是"make early fuck"...................